Whatever you give a woman will multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, fair warning...don't give her any crap.
my friend, felicia, had this on her blog and i had to steal it...she cracks me up!