March 7, 2011

conversation...

between me and 7 yr old while i do her hair...
her:  santa only has mrs. santa and the elves, no girl elves.
me:  i'll bet there are girl elves.
her: why?
me:  the boy elves have to have wives.
her:  no they aren't married.
me:  how do you know?
her:  because they don't have sex *smirk*.
me:  what is sex?
her:  when a girl and a boy make-out in bed. and the boy has his shirt off.
me:  hmm.  so why can't elves do that?
her:  because elves don't have beds.

i love 7 yr olds.
their logic just can't be beat.

happy monday!

4 comments:

thatreallytallgirl said...

hillarious.

Griffin and Gretchen said...

makes sense....haha she's hilarious

don and jacki said...

why can't we all be soooo innocent?

bri said...

that's awesome!

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